Sunday, June 29, 2014

Fox News Psychiatrist Claims World Cup an Obama Government Conspiracy

Keith Ablow, a Fox News psychiatrist, thinks that the World Cup might be an Obama government conspiracy

It was only a matter of time before a Fox News panelist suggested the FIFA World Cup presented a convenient distraction from the problems facing President Barack Obama.

"I'm suspect," (Fox psychiatrist) Dr. Keith Ablow said Thursday on "Outnumbered" as the US men's national team faced off against Germany. "I am suspect because, here's the thing. Why, at a time when there are so many national and international issues of such prominence -- I'm a little suspicious of yet another bread-and-circus routine. Let's roll out the marijuana, pull back the laws, and get people even more crazy about yet another entertainment event."

Ablow's four female co-hosts weren't buying it, interrupting him with protests of "what?" and "what's wrong with you?"

"This is a way to distract people," Ablow continued. "This is like Rome. I can see why Obama would love the World Cup --"

"What are you talking about?" interjected Kimberly Guilfoyle, who said her son plays soccer. "This is encouraging for kids to get out and play sports, and you can play soccer from a young age."

Ablow continued to insist he found it odd that "people are playing games more than ever" when there are other pressing issues to pay attention to. He didn't enumerate what those issues may be.

"Gosh, I'm gonna have to disagree with the doctor here," Harris Faulkner chimed in. "They set these schedules years ago. It's not like they lined it up with the current events of the world, so no way is that the case."
The Doctor is plainly crazy